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A drugged up harpy and the acting equivalent to Ke$ha who somehow tranced into numerous alternate universes until she found the one that was able to land her in a life with other "a-list" actresses. Except there's something that's missing. Oh, right...talent. She never took any acting lessons or went to any talent schools or agencies. She can only run 2 miles per hour and just has a 3 inch vertical leap. Many were to believe she would be the one to captivate the box office. Well Michael Bay, you picked the wrong bitch and now it has costed us middle class people dearly. If Hollywood was the way it was 10 years ago, she would not make it. And what we heard from Transformers crew members and Mickey Rourke, she's unqualified to be acting. Unfortunately it doesn't matter, because she's set to kill a bunch of franchises in the future.
Film Agent: Well, you're just about set to be a big "star". Anything we need to know before we proceed?
Megan Fox: Well I got a lot of plastic surgery.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I can't read.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I'm a pot addict.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I got an inflated ego. Like I'm a real big bitch and I want to do things MY way, even if it would turn the whole project around. And I doubt I'll make any friends or be a great role model.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I intend to bring a weapon to one of my movies sets.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: Oh and I REALLY HATE acting.
Film Agent: That's 'kay. Is that it, otherwise congratulations YOU'VE MADE IT!!!
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the guy who plays Jack Shepherd, a doctor, on the awesome abc tv show Lost
he is also soooo attractive
and his nickname is sometimes Foxy! :)
Sally: Did you watch lost last night?
Dan: yes! it was awesome, didn't you love the part when they shot the polar bear?
Sally: what? i only watch the show because sexy Matthew Fox is on it!
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An "actress" who is only famous because Michael Bay thought he could bang her if he casted her in a completely useless role in the Transformers movies.
She is so desirable to men because she is basically anything you want her to be. She's the sexy girl next door, but also the hot tomboy friend you've always wanted. But the truth is, she only does that shit to gain a larger male fan base. Any person with a brain realizes that no self respecting tomboy is going to cake on make-up with a shovel everyday and get tons of plastic surgeries to look like someone more attractive.
In all honesty, Megan Fox is a fake and if you go to your local mall, you'll find tons of other girls who are a lot more attractive than her and probably a lot more talented than her and could be just as famous as her with the aid of Hollywood.
Megan Fox really is nothing special but 14 year old fanboys and the rest of our fucked up society/media choose to make her so.
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Used by the President, played by William H. Macey, in the January 17, 2007 episode of The Unit, speaking to Seargent Major Blaine in a back room of the White House, as an expression of agreement. Presumably meaning F A, or fucking a.
"Is that right?" "Fox alpha!"
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The dumbest type of species to ever walk on the face of the earth. Can't act for sh*t but is mostly famous for her good looks, unfortunately for her and 137641736576 teenage boys in this planet, she isn't a natural beauty. Too bad getting a $10,000 boob job can't really help her win an Oscar.
There are millions of hot girls with better attitude than Megan Fox.
Not all guys like Megan Fox.
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Probably the greatest modern band ever. Fleet Foxes are unique because of their poetic folkish lyrics which will take you on a journey to heaven, the amazing vocal harmonies, and diverse sound. If you think good music has died, then Fleet Foxes will prove you WRONG!!
I got tired of listening to the shit on the radio, so I listened to the Fleet Foxes on my I-Pod and my day got a whole lot better
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The chick that always runs with the guys and is always ready to stand up for people.
She's the alpha and ready to prove it anytime- even in Urban Dictionary.
Yeah right your name is in Urban Dictionary!
Well look it up, I am Wendy Fox!
You're right you are 'the' Wendy Fox!
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