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Boots that cock teasers like to wear to turn a guy on and leave him hanging.
Those fuck me boots and short skirt say that bitch wants it bad. The only fucking you will get from that cock tease is a dinner and bar bill.
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The word your mom screamed last night when I blew her back out after fucking her so hard.
" plea.. ple..please I can't I.. I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME HARD. I WANT to feel your hard throbbing cock ram into my pussy as I beg you to go faster." Your mom screamed on the verge of creaming.
15👍 7👎
The opposite of Fucking the Dog. When you work your ass off and you never seem to get ahead.
Dude, The dog fucked me hardcore today, and i even stayed overtime.
13👍 7👎
rosco #339 gel filter or also known as "Broadway" pink
I'm looking for fuck me pink lighting here, people.
16👍 9👎
an insane band from the stamford, ct ska/screamo underground
there so fucking underground they dont even know who they are sometimes
also see:
jesus christ and the moses humpers
butt plugs and shoulder shrugs
do you have a copy of the new fuck me harders cd? ahh i didnt think so, there so fuckin underground
17👍 9👎
"Look at those fuck me shoes, they are like 6 inches high1"
55👍 42👎
1. The new way of saying gag me with a spoon
2. A request to have a toothbrush shoved in your pussy and/or asshole
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1. Sassy Little Bitch: Uhg fuck me with a toothbrush she is so annoying.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.