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An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.
"Did Mike just touch the thing with the big sign right next to it that says 'do not touch?'"
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."
Instead of shut the fuck up which is to long to say. You make it short and say fuck up lil.
Y'all need to pick up some trash. Fuck up lil
“Fuck up montana” is a term used when referring to an older Asian woman pegging a younger white male. This saying originates From the book “Sprague High School Adventures”
1: Wow! Willa is totally fucking up montana right now! His asshole is getting penetrated thoroughly.
(“Fuck up montana” is a term used when referring to an older Asian woman pegging a younger white male. This saying originates From the book “Sprague High School Adventures”)
A “fucked up remedy” is another form of the world soulmate
She’s my fucked up remedy
To insert a penis into a anal cavity
There was this girl I fucked up the ass last night
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A phrase to exclaim loudly when you hear/see anything that's, well, fucked up. The louder you scream this, the better.
Amy: I got an B on my math quiz.
Me: So?
Amy: I haven't been at school for the last twelve weeks.
Me: FUCKED UP alert.
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Urinating and covering a dying woman with shaving cream.
Anderson shouted "this is YouTube material" as he urinated on - and later smothered shaving foam over - the victim, an elderly woman who had collapsed near his Hartlepool house.
The old woman's last words were reported to be "this is some fucked up shit!"
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