German Shepard

a big lupine looking dog that is nearest and dearest to many hearts around the world. Ever seen Rin Tin Tin, Either of The Littlest Hoboes, or Katts and Dog? They all featured a kingly black on tan German Shepherd Dog that was the envy of any who saw these shows, and on the christmas wishlist of this author for many years since he first saw the first Littlest Hobo... Oh, yes, let's not forget Ace, The Bat-hound, Batman's furry sidekick...

Ace, the Bat-hound, London, Hobo, Toro and Rin Tin Tin, not to mention Rudolf Von Holstein Dreiste were all German Shepherds.

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German Milkshake

The act in which one defecates into a womans mouth, and while still open, dexterously spins around and ejaculates into the victim's mouth. After orgasm, the man uses his still-erect phallus as a "blender" to swirl it around into a nice frothy, foamy german milkshake.

John D- So did the night end up well?
Glaser- Dude, i totally took that girl out to dessert last night for some german milkshakes.
John D- Oh shit! So a second date lined up?
Glaser- No, she actually choked on that mess and died.
John D- Damn, respect!

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german potsticker

When someone is fingering a female, they pick their nose, then stick the fingers in her vagina with boogers on them.

Did you hear about Amy? Joe gave her a German Potsticker last night.

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Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives around the Alps, specifically Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and South-Tyrol (in Italy)

"I am Austrian, not German!"
"Yeah OK, mountain German"

Reverse German

a technique of manual stimulation where the penis is grasped "overhand" with the thumb and index finger closest to the body and the pinky toward the tip of the penis. Can be employed by one's self, or by a partner.

Sally pulled out the reverse German last night while giving me a hand job.

German Tickler

When 2 or more Participants of a Orgy have ungroomed pubic hair, causing them to tickle the other's genitalia.

Brittany: I don't shave, sorry....

Mark: Neither do I, maybe we can have a German Tickler.

Brittany: Great idea!

German Biscuit

Someone who is born between an blonde-haired blue-eyed German and a non-German. Also, any of that person's children, grandchildren, etc.

Person 1: What's with that guy?
Person 2: Oh, he's a German Biscuit, he always acts like that.