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Shirt gnomes refer to the creatures that sneak into peoples', primarily females', closets and steal the bottom halves of t-shirts, tank tops, etc., leaving the shirt with only the top half intact and the bottom half missing, thus showing a region of midriff. These gnomes are the primary party responsible for the new "crop top" epidemic facing the United States today.
These creatures are thought to be gnomenoid in physiology, but their diets are that which we have never seen before. The digestive tract in most mammals simply cannot create the enzymes necessary to break down fabrics such as cottons and polyesters. However, shirt gnomes, which are thought to be closely related to sock gnomes, seem to have the ability to synthesize such enzymes using outside technologies. This allows them to have a food source with very little competition. The creatures were facing a widespread extinction since the 1980's, but upon synthesizing this new enzyme as well as moving to human-inhabited indoor arenas to avoid predation, have regained a hold of their small, but now thriving, population.
"My closet seems to have been targeted by the shirt gnomes, Dr. Falardio, all of my once very reasonable tops have been torn into crop tops." - females everywhere, 16-25 years of age.
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A small little annoying tv commercial star for travelocity. He wears a small pointy hat and speaks with a gay accent.
Gnome: traveling and saving
Man: smack
Man 2: thanks I hate the Roaming Gnome
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cheese gnomes are small genetically disabled people who reside in refridgerators. Know widely throught history for the blatant pilfering of the last piece of chesse in the fridge.
have been known to go as far as stealing other acouterments and making small sandwiches for sustinence of their family. possible origin of the tea sandwich.
it is written that in the 60's there was an infestation of small people in the royal castle's kitchens in Britania. the media brushed it away as a small rebelist group of american hippies looking for food, when in fact they were cheese gnomes
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1. A short-ass kid, sometimes an Underpants Gnome, who is obsessed with Insane Clown Pussies and won't shut up about being "down with the clown."
2. Annoying as fuck.
"Oh great, here comes the ICP Gnome."
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adjective. pronunciation: nome-uh-li-shis.
Usually used to describe a sexy female gnome, or a woman who has a gnomish figure. Can also be used in reference to a male gnome or to refer to a delicious gnome dish.
David the Gnome is gnome-alicious!
This barbecued gnome is gnome-alicious!
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A gay sex lover. One who likes taking it in the butt.
Damn, that fudge packer is a total ass gnome
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someone who overloves gnomes in the game world of warcraft; deroggatory term
Kevin aka Nochez is a total gnome-lover, and all he does is make friends with gnomes in world of warcraft
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