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A viscous and hard-to-obtain element. Highly radioactive. Normally used by famous rappers as a hair-gel, it can not be consumed orally as it will lead to a condition known as "stomach swag" which is fatal to humans; comparable to a dog eating chocolate.
Swag Goo is an element recently added to the periodic table, however many scientists deny its existence due to its rarity. The half-life of Swag Goo is approximately 280 seconds, making it hard to obtain it in its purest form.
Swag Goo is typically green in color and contains flakes of pure, crystalline swag embedded inside. Its viscosity is similar to A1 Steak Sauce. Once an individual comes into contact with Swag Goo, their swag level drastically increases while their energy level increases ten-fold of that of a sugar rush.
"Swaggin' so hard I be drippin' Swag Goo."
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An extremely slippery vagina after having sexual intercourse, composed of the residue from both parties.
Quick, get me a towel to wipe my goo hole before it drips down my legs!
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When taking a poop, the consistency of the poo is creamy resulting in a goop of poo on the toilet paper when wiping the bum is known as poo goo.
I just used up half a roll of toilet paper to wipe off the poo goo!
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Goo Gun; n. The male genitalia, so named for its ability to eject bodily fluids.
Chicho "How did it go last night?"
Joe "I assaulted her with my goo gun!"
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When a girl wakes up and shes wet. Therefore she has morning goo. The Female version of morning wood. Can be a result of various causes such as a sexual dream or just going to bed horny.
Janet woke up with morning goo after dreaming about Hank from the gym.
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Masturbating as a means of falling asleep; as an activity to enhance or accompany sleep or relaxation; use of the opportunity provided by the privacy after hours when everyone else is confined to their rooms.
> I'm gonna goo to sleep.
> You mean "go", right?
> No.
> Oh... uh... -pokerface-
equivilant of a mans goo cannon. also called the staff of moses splitting the holy water
I am going to stick my goo rod in your chili ring.