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A hill in Alaska that has a noticeable incline but if you put your car in neutral you can roll up the hill.
Dude 1: DUDE! we just went UP A HILL!
Dude 2:I know right? There's a reason it's called Gravity Hill!
A gravity void nebula is a common anomoly that occurs inside of toilets where ones dick will acctualy fly upwards instead of hanging down when one sits on it.
Yea i have to hold my dick down because i have a Gravity Void Nebula in my toilet.
Physicists (from both the right and the left political spectrums debating) about gravity, and who owns the concept.
"John Morgan, I didn't come to this conference to argue about whose gravity?" says to a colleague from Germany while attending said conference in Minnesota over the American Independence Day weekend.
The further you radiate a way away from your ORIGIN OF DISCOVERY the more difficult it gets.
How many objects you can defeat gravity.
AN IMPENDING MURDER
Listen do not venture to far from the CENTER OF YOUR ASSH0LE or the GRAVITY MODEL will SUCK MORE CHALLENGES your way to somehow try to overcome but the best you can do is HEAD BACK before SUNDOWN...GOT IT!!!!
Realize somehow to get away as GRAVITAYE towards a new suggestion as the GRAVITY MODEL will never work if you keep catching HELL.
How SWAT works is it is a LAST RESORT and the GRAVITY MODEL says they are out of practice so in order to bring success the WAGER is "THINK OF THE NEXT MASS MURDER CAN BRING EVRN MORE OUTRAGE AND TUMULTUOUS SIGNIFICANCE as the CODE IS 29.60 a FAG MERGENCE TEEM!!!!
That tight deep hole between two bodies trapped underneath or around them
Did u lose ur lighter. In the gravity hole between me and my lady
The effect that occurs when one severely unattractive fat person is with a group of good-looking counterparts. Once this person is noticed, no matter where you look within the group, your eyes will be slowly drawn back to that person.
Dude 1: "Check out those Hotties!"
Dude 2: "All I can see is that fat chick. What are you talking about?"
Dude 1: "Watch out. She's got Visual Gravity, man. Take a look at her hot friends."
When you learn or think of something that factual, true, real, or something else; However, when you rethink about this topic it seems really Obvious and you're not sure why you didn't think of it before or in that way. This is exactly like Gravity, where once you Know what it is, Then it is obvious. If you Don't know what gravity is, or Nobody knows what gravity is, then you wouldn't think of it until it is mentioned and Then you question why you didn't consider it before.
This is also why it took people so long to Learn what gravity is because nobody thought about it and it "just was" Before they Knew what it was. Now Gravity seems as obvious as breathing air and that air is oxygen, but before science nobody knew what air nor oxygen was, thus being another example of Gravity Philosophy.
Guy: "I feel tired and depressed, and I don't know why."
Girl: "That's because you haven't eaten anything with vitamins and nutrients in days; you need to eat more nutritious foods."
Guy: "You're right, all I've eaten is cheese pizza and soda, so that's some Gravity Philosophy."
Clothing Company: *Sprays millions of clothes with Unknown and Untested Chemicals to make them more flat.*
Scientist: "We have found that that chemical can seep into people's blood and skin, and cause serious problems with peoples health 20 years down the road.
20 Years Later: *millions of people get cancer*
Legal Legislation: "This chemical is now Banned due to consumer health problems."
Everybody: "I wish somebody with a sense of Gravity Philosophy did some testing before we all got sick."
All Prior Human "Scientists": "The Earth is Not round Nor a planet And is the center of the universe."
1600ish Galileo Galilei: "You're wrong, it is elementary science that is obvious Now."
2019 Trolls: "The Earth is Flat."
All People Everywhere: "I guess these guys never learned Gravity Philosophy in school. They Must be making millions selling silly T-shirts and merchandise on some ridiculous website."
Area 51 Raid Starters: "That's some Gravity Philosophy if I've ever heard any before. not a bad idea..."