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When you jerk off too much. you get a hand shake as strong as a vice
Owwww dude that hurt, you must have the salami grip
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When you wank off your cock so hard and so fast that you cum within a minute.
Eddie: “Why would I want to have sex? No vagina is as tight as my fist.”
Roy: “That Johnson is gonna fall off some day with the amount you death grip that thing!”
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Sideburns.
As defined on tonight's Jonathon Ross show (BBC1 22:30).
Used when referring to Supergrass's lead-singer's haircut.
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The dimples on the lower back of a woman
Lord Alexander have you ever seen thy back dimple my good sir?
I believe thy are called PISTOL GRIPS - Godfrey said
to make out with a girl then fuck her.
Brandon tries to grip and bury on the reg, but can only grip.
When a girl with fake long nails gives you a handjob , scratching the dick in the process.
So how did that go Bro ?
Not well she gave me a Bird grip handjob.
Mytilini grip is a move conducted by the Alpha male to secure a female. It consists of a light squeeze of the back of the females neck with the hand of the male. Mytilini is an island off Greece. The move was originally performed by local males and has now transcended traditional geographical boundaries and is utilised by Alpha males throughout the globe. The Mytilini grip move has always been used by Alpha males, but now, has the recognition of where it first began.
Hey bro he used the Mytilini grip on her at Ivy and she just melted!?