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A game that is ironically fun to play even though all it takes to win is to be a pussy and camp with the sword, rocket launcher, sniper rifle, or any combination of the two, AND considering alot of people who play online are whiney bitches who make lame-ass excuses everytime they lose
Joe schmo: DUDE we lost by 1 kill. I can't believe it!!!
Bob Schmob: Yeah, that was gay. We got noobed by the sniper whore the whole match.
Red team at post game lobby: Haha, good game guys.
Blue team at post game lobby: That was the gayest, most bullshitty match ever. You cheated you fucking standbyers. I'm gonna report you to bungie you litte faggots.
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What millions of young adult men are playing right now.
Bro 1: Hey bro, Halo?
Bro 2: Halo: Reacharound Bro!
Bro 1: Hey Bro, can you give me a reacharound after we play Halo: reach?
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also referred to as a skullet
dude.... hulk hogan has a sweet skullet!
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halo kibbles is slang for hallucinagenics
Yo raplh you didnt tell me this weed was laced with halo kibbles
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1.Possibly the only reason my cousins come over now and why we see them so frequently, as well as our fruit bowl which they gladly take advantage of. They really need to get their own Xbox and Halo 2 game.
2. The sequel to Halo:Combat Evolved.
3. Is one of the greatest games ever and is the reason I get up early on holiday mornings so I can play it more.
4. The game before Halo 3 which will be the fastest selling video game in the universe. Much like the seventh Harry Potter book which everyone will have a copy of in a matter of minutes.
Phone rings.
Cousins: Can we come over today?
Me: You just want to play Halo 2 again don't you?
Cousins: Well, we do like your fruit bowl too, we don't get pears at home.
Me: Well, seeing as we've seen you almost everyday for the easter holidays, my mum is now used to seeing you. Repeatedly.
Cousins: YAY!
Mum: I've just come back from shopping.I have the real grapes, and the decoy grapes for when they come over.....
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People who think they're bad ass when they capture a flag or plant a bomb in halo 2 online. Some nerds don't brag but some just fucking breath in the microphone or have their cher record playing in the backround and with open mic we can all hear it.
Timmy: HAHA IM SO 1337 FOR PLANTING THE BOMBZOR!
Oz and Arm: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NERD GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT!
Billy: "Cher - When you believe in love after life"
Oz and Arm: TURN YOUR CRAP DOWN YOU DEF MOTHER FUCKER!
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An unhealthy but equally enjoyable alternative to sex.
Girl: Hey baby want to go all the way tonight?
Guy: Get out of here bitch, I've got Halo 2.
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