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Ham lon

Vietnamese words describing something or someone that is nasty, annoying, unwanted.

A: why don't you hang out with us anymore?
B. Because you go with Le, she is so "ham lon." (HΓ£m lα»“n)

by Hoa Phuong Tim February 5, 2019


Ham House

dick slap

I Ham housed your mother

by Formithis June 30, 2011


man ham

the creepy, hairy, pale man thigh.

Boyfriend: Look at my new shorts!

Girlfriend: Ew, they're too short! I can see your man hams!

by AfraidOfTheHams March 5, 2013


Ham & Egger

A derogatory phrase used to describe a mediocre person of little, if any, academic, professional and/or life accomplishments (typically a male of low socio-economic status and often times used to describe an average or underperforming athlete). Ostensibly, a loser who might be expected to eat ham and eggs as a means of subsistence because of the simplicity of the meal.

While I was vacationing on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, that Ham & Egger was at the Jersey Shore.

That Ham & Egger shouldn't be in the NBA; he's only averaging 2 points a game.

by RexRacer July 11, 2008

81πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Pressed Ham

Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.

We pressed ham to another car on the road.

by dadaevan March 31, 2007

146πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


rum ham

A delicious baked ham... soaked with 90 proof rum. Made popular by Frank Reynolds on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

β€œThis is ham soaked in rum. It is loaded in booze.” -Frank
β€œGod dammit, Frank. Eating you drinks? … That is genius!” -Mac, regarding the rum ham

by DJ Asclepius September 24, 2011

108πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Ham Banjo

Being of the vagina variety. Kind of like beef curtain but of a lighter colored pinkish color of labia. A ham banjo is played like a real banjo where the player flutters his fingers over the strings. If this maneuver has been performed correctly, this makes the girl cum violently.

I put my hand down her panties so I could play a little ham banjo if you know what I mean.

by Chas. Tilden April 7, 2008

25πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž