Broken handjob

The name, meaning "Bro handjob" and "Broken hand handjob", is a word used when someone's main arm is broken, leaving them unable to pleasure themselves. Thus, a bro or a hommie may offer or be asked to assist when intent on pleasure. This act is strictly NOT homosexual, as of two factors:
1: acts with hommies aren't gay, as they're hommies.

2: when finished, both participants often exclaim "No homo" which repels the gayness from the situation, reassuring themselves of their straight intent; and nothing gay was intended to be conveyed.

You: Hey, hommie, I broke my arm last Monday and I've been unable to jack it, could you help a brother out and give me a broken handjob?
Hommie: Sure thing bro!

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french handjob

giving a handjob only your hand is backwards. reverse handjob

Everything was going great last night, it was like rainbow sextacy until my girlfriend blew her rotator cuff giving me a french handjob

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australian handjob

An act where either a male or female wears a kangaroo costume and masturbates their partner. It can be male on male, male on female, female on male, or female on female. The important criteria is the kangaroo costume.

"He did the Australian handjob on her"...

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Chicago Handjob

On a windy day drop your pants get an erection and either jackoff or get a handjob

"Dude it was so windy yesterday my girlfriend finally decided to give me a Chicago Handjob"

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Canadian Handjob

Recieving a reach a round during a hand job and recieving two fingers into the anus while wearing a denim jacket in the small spoon position.

"Andrew got a Canadian Handjob from that one chick he met at the bar, he said he really liked it.

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Virginia Handjob

The act of masturbating while making out. Commonly practiced when when one's partner is horrible at giving a handjob or blowjob. Note that one "gives" a Virginia Handjob to them self.

Danny: "Dude Katie broke my achy breaky heart last night *cries*"
Joe: "thats rough why?"
Danny: "I asked if i could just give myself a Virginia Handjob instead of of her jerking me off and then she said no and broke up with me cuz im such a gay pretty boy"
Joe: "yeah i know she actually just digged me for my french exchange student persona"
Danny: "god damnit joe youre just so much better than me at life"
Bob: "Tapawingo is the worst golf course in the world"
Rook: "Merr!"

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Clonakilty Handjob

To dry your hands on your trousers after washing them in a public bathroom because the towel is dirty/wet/nonexistant

I was at a nite club and after going to the bathroom, i washed my hands only to discover that there was no towel there. I had no option but to have a Clonakilty Handjob.

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