hay maker

A hay maker is when you see a massive punch up and you run in to fight some cunts and you throw the biggest punch at some cunt but you miss...

Tommo: Oi ben i heard you were in a big punch up
ben: yeah mate i threw a few hay makers.
Tommo: lol shays.

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hit the hay

When a man jacks off in an abnormally rushed fashion resulting in his hand smacking against his pubic hairs

"I'm going to hit the hay, then go to sleep"

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urak-hai

A new orc breed that come out of the mood in lord of the rings. Pretty much a Uglier and Sweatire version of an orc.

After playing football, Fat chris smelled like an Urak-Hai.

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Hit the Hay

Having Sex with a Farm Girl

After having drinks at the local Hic Bar, the Cowboy grabbed a local girl to "Hit the Hay" with.

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bail of hay

"BAIL OF HAY" used when someone has taken something too far and no-one laughs. This is in place of a tumbleweed, a bail of hay is bigger therefore the joke is shitter. A quick wave of the arm across the body can also symbolise this term.

"yeah and then you take a shit on her chest!!"
(silence)
"BAIL OF HAY!!"

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Ji-hai

An amazing girl that is Korean that will have an very interesting way along life and will probably be so cute that she will probably be a singer in the future and will have 2 adorable children genders will be 2 boys 2 girls 1 boy or 1 girl she can dance like a street dancer abs will be too pretty it may be a bad thing even though she is hit and sexy some thing will happen

OMG ji-hai you are so PRETTY

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Hay poto?

Hay poto?

Translation 1: A friendly way to great an Hispanic friend, referring to "Can I hug you?".
Translation 2:
Used by touch starved and horny people.
Usually used while having sexual intercourse but can be also used between friends to reinforce their friendship.
Translation 3: A rude way to ask if an individual has a bottom or to insinuate the individual's bottom is small.

Example 1:
-Hay poto?
+Si, dame un abrazo

-Hay poto?
+Yes, give me a hug

Example 2:
-Hay poto?
+Si, solo para ti

-Hay poto?
+Yes, only for you

Example 3:
-*Risa* hay poto?
+¡Cállate!

-*Laughter * hay poto
+Shut up!

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