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One who is actually so desperate for sex they would actually suck a herpes infested member.
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Someone who is loose sexually and may or may not have genital herpes. Very usful in the fine art of cock blocking.
(guy friend is talking to pretty girl as u walk up). Hey Herp haver its your turn to shoot darts.
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A phrase said by idiotic morons who think they are cooler then they actually are.
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Someone who you hate that you wish would just get herpes and die...
Ugh... my next door neighbor cops on me again for having my music too loud... that fucking herpes monkey...
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snow that won't go away no matter how many warmer days have passed.
"if this ice herpes doesn't go away i'm gonna light my BBQ grill and drag it around the yard"
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A highly contagious STD which is located amongst the pubic hairs and genitalia. Like normal herpes it grows into sores. However, when the affected areas fully germinate, the disease then mounts laser turrets upon the sores. These turrets shoot lasers with high accuracy and range, which upon contact with target spread the Laser Herpes to the genitalia and repeat the process. Little is known about the origin of said affliction, but to avoid contraction it is suggested to wear lead underwear, as it is the only substance the lasers cannot penetrate.
It is very painful, and irritating.
That dude's got laser herpes all up in his junk.
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to imlpy someone sleeps around way too much and being close to them in any way isn't cool. Simply speaking to the person is so scummy that you will figuratively get any form of VD, not just herpies.
Don't hang out with her, you'll get all herped up. or, Stay out of her office, you'll get yourself all herped up.
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