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1) A trace of where you have been on the internet in certain browsers.
2) What you delete when you Google 'live sex'.
1) I feel nervous when people look in my browsing history.
2) Instead of deleting my browsing history, I will use incognito mode.
Your mom will find out why are you searching Puuung or Korean Kissing
I delete all Browsing History so my mom will not find out why i search Puuung and even Korean Kissing
A hoe's past actions, her resumé.
Girl 1: Hey I'm dating Mark
Girl 2: Oooooooo I don't think that's a good idea girl I checked his thot history.
A long two year mindfuck that requires you to second guess everything you think about the world. The teachers assigns you pages of homework each day that you don't have the time to complete or remember to fucking do. The level of bullshit that you have to go through for the next goddamn two years just for a motherfucking diploma is so stupid. The history teacher is usually cool though.
Why the fuck did I sign up for IB history?!
When you've been having sex with your childhood friends and still are.
My friend stated, you don't have hood history?
A list of people with whom one has had sex with more than one time. "Dating history" is distinct from "list of one night stands" in that sex was completed on more than one occasion. "Dating history" is distinct from working as a concubine in that cash payments are generally not made by the male. "Dating history" is similar to working as a concubine in that payment is made by the male for sex by either buying food for the female and/or feigning interest in what the female says. "Dating history" has a shorter timeline than "in a relationship".
Note: parents believe that the definition of "dating", if the male is a teen, means "having fun", not sex.
from Cheatsheet.com: A look back at Ariadne Grande's dating history.
from Cosmopolitan.com: Taylor Swift's dating history.
A sex act so depraved, that it could not be described in detail on cable television. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. It is widely held that the moose antlers are used to sodomize two males simultaneously while they jerk off using maple syrup as lube, and both cum into the Stanley Cup. It is at this time that a third party will drink the semen from the Stanley Cup and gurgle the words: Canada's History. This act was originally created and performed by Steven Colbert of the Colbert Report.
Man, that party was crazy. That part with the Canada's history totally blew my mind, and ruined the party completely. That Steven Colbert guy is sick.
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