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Jesus's sweet, Holy, Tasty penis cloth
some same consumption leads to everlasting life
Kanye west entered Heaven after eating the Holy Prepuce.
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The holy trinity is a trio of the most powerful people on Earth.
God, better known by her fake name, McKena, was the first being alive and is therefore the creator of everything. Pray to her enough and she might just grant you your most ambitious of desires.
Jesus, better known by his fake name, *redacted* Pham, is the spawn of God and can usually be found teaching a class of ungrateful high school students who are embarrassingly bad at science. He is less powerful than God, but do not underestimate his abilities (especially his abilities to lower your grade).
The holy spirit, better known as *redacted* Manente, is an invisible presence that possesses the body of a bald, middle-aged white man to act as the best teacher Sage Creek High School has ever known.
Because God appointed the other two to be her helpers on Earth, they can all be found roaming the campus of SCHS. This being said, do not attempt to interact with God unless she has declared you as one of her angels. Also, do not attempt to interact with any of her angels because they most likely do not want to talk to you.
Average Mortal: Oh my McKena I just saw the holy trinity while I was on my way to class
Another Average Mortal: DUDE YOU'RE SO LUCKY I LOVE THEM
Average Mortal: I will totally be praying to all of them tonight
When a girl has a fucking body, expression used based on Mia Khalifa
Holy Khalifa that woman has a nice body
A term used by Harry Potter fans in replacement for "Oh my God!"
"The new Harry Potter movie is coming out!"
"Holy Hedwig!"
issa fatima paniaguua shes a future model and rapper but atm shes at bay city #savefatima :(
omg is that holy royalty?!
omg yes lets ask for a autograph
The G-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual "Holy Shit" moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.
"Holy Smacks mom, I'm 25!"
or
"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"
Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"
Exclaimation; a traditional exclamation of excitement or surprise, used originally by Buddhist monks who had traveled nearby the Alexis to teach.
Holy Buh! Look at the size of that harpoon!