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when you have sex with a chick , you dont know she is on the rag and you wake up with a red crusty dick.
i woke up this morning at this chicks house, went to the bathroom and the bitch gave me a crusty horn.
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Texans refer to the Texas Horned Lizard as the Horned Frog. It is not a frog, but it is a lizard.
Its range includes Arizona, New Mexico, Mexico, all of Texas and Oklahoma, Colorado, Kansas, Arkansas, and Louisiana. The lizard was introduced in North and South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida.
They mostly eat harvester ants, but also eat other small insects. There has been a decline in their population because of the invasion of fire ants in their territory and pesticides. Both of them are killing off the harvester ant population, thereby lowering the source of food for the lizard.
The Texas Horned Lizard is a nationally protected species, making it a crime to capture, possess, transport, sell, and hunt them without a special license.
When threatened, it will puff up to stick its horned body out. This makes it difficult for predators to try and chew, bite, or swallow the lizard. If this does not scare the predator, it will shoot a stream of blood out of its eye. The lizard is incredibly accurate with this defense and can shoot up to five feet.
The Texas Horned Lizard is the state reptile of Texas, the mascot of Texas Christian University, and is seen as sacred by some Native American tribes in the American Southwest. Students, faculty, fans, etc. of Texas Christian University are also referred to as Horned Frogs.
1. Wow! That horned frog just shot blood out of its eye!
2. Joel left Indiana to go to school at Texas Christian and he's proud to call himself a Horned Frog.
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A person or persons who enjoy sucking on ones penis (the horn). They can be identified by their rabid desire for sucking cock
Travis was a horn goblin. He loved the dong and everything that came with it!
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liquid you can add to your horn to make it louder. The lower the fluid level the lower the tone of the horn
Have you checked your horn fluid lately? Go to a local auto parts retailer and get horn fluid before your horn dries up
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A character from the 1990 TV series Twin Peaks, directed by David Lynch. She was the daughter of the richest man in TP, and was in love with Agent Cooper. She was mischievious, and liked to do things like tie cherry stems in knots (while in her mouth), and inserting pencils into other people's coffee-filled styrofoam cups.
Audrey Horne was beautiful and subversive, but had a sensitive side.
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an extremely horny person. usually male.
boy: i just want some sexxxx!!!!
girl: you're such a horn dog.
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Ashley Neil Horne is in the band 'The Midnight Beast' with stefan abingdon and dru wakely.
He is the fittest member of the band and was also in doctor who (the next doctor: episode) and eastenders and genie in the house. He is an awesome person with awesome hair
Boy 1: I wish i was as fit as ashley horne
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