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When you and your wife/girlfriend are in bed and she is sleeping, you jerk-off and right before you cum, you wake up your wife/girlfriend and cum in her face
Man, I gave Cynthia a Sleeping Houdini last night!
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When her ass disappears from a back view but reappears from a side view
Guy 1: Bro I thought her ass was flat but when I saw her from the side her ass was fat
Guy 2: Nice
Guy 1: Turns out she just had a Houdini Booty
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When a guy at a party hits on drunk girls and pretends he's drunk too so they'll do sexual things for him without thinking he's using them, when in all actuality he's very much sober and will have no problem remembering everything that happened that night, unlike the drunk girl. If you see signs of this happening, it's automatically a party foul and makes you an instant creepers, by which someone should throw you out.
Becky: "omahgod johnny how you are you!!!!! i loooveee youuu!!!"
Jake: "omg hey!!! how are you!!! it's Jake btw, some party huh!"
Becky: "oooh yeahh like totaly im on my 4th margirita, im so loose right now!!!"
Jake: "ooh,...oh yeah me too! i just had uh, 13 beers i'm sooo drunk woooo!!! you're so hot, we should hook up since we're drunk and all!!!"
Becky: "oooh totally! i love me some drunk sex, its fun and no one remembers afterwards, its great! lets do it!"
Jake: *quietly says* well...at least one of us will remember heh heh heh....
Becky: "wait, what did you say? you're not pulling a drunk houdini on me are you??"
Jake: "oh nothing! i said i can't wait to have drunk sex with you!!!" (in his head "ooooh yeah!!)
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A variation of the 'houdini' sexual act, wherein one spits on a girls back to make her think he ejaculated on her, then when she turns to look, launches a violent spray of faeces on her face and says abra kadabra.
Juliet wanted to go on a date, so I gave her the black houdini and told her to choke on my dick.
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Your giving it to a chick doggy style and you spit on her back, and when she turns around, you cum all over her face.
I pulled the Houdini on my bitch last night dude, she loved it.
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To get some dank head from a girl, and then cum in her mouth, shove your penis in farther until she chokesand dies.
Yo My Girlfriend was givin me crap, so I houdini squared and now she in the dumpster. TOOL.
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Fake boobs that defy gravity and remain perky without the support of a bra.
Look at that Barbie jogging with the houdini boobs. She's not even wearing a bra and they aren't moving!
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