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Absolute any bodily fluids you can find in a blender with a fuck ton of brown sugar, chalk and ethanol
Todd: “Jesus Christ man! What did you put in my shake dude?!”
Hassan: “it is not what is in your shake my friend, it is what is your shake”
Todd: “what?”
Hassan: “I have prepared you a ‘shake’ from my home town called a Hungarian shakungalcka or a Hungarian shake”
The act of blowing air into your partner's vagina and then pulling her lips tight over the opening as the air is expelled in the same manner as a party balloon.
What the hell was that noise a queef?
No it's only Jeff and Lisa in there playing the Hungarian bagpipe
The Hungarian Shotput, is the act of throwing bitesize amounts of food from a distance, into the mouth of a person who sleeps with their mouth open.
I caught my snoring Grandma on the family couch, so I grabbed some scotch eggs and played a bit of Hungarian Shotput.
When you're having sex with the other person on the stove, and you turn it on to see how long they can last.
- I fucked on Stacy on the stove.
- Dude did you do the Hungarian inferno on her?
- Not all the way, she freaked out when I put it on level 1.
Hungarian memer, also known as flex is the sexiest guy on earth and he has more girls than the population of earth. He also knows one word and that is “OK”.
Guy: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Flex (Hungarian memer): OK
Mydripbig: agreed
Salt memes: same