I want to have my cake and eat it too.

When you have exactly what you want in terms of a relationship with one person. Yet you find yourself wanting that little extra something from another.

Just like wanting to be with two people.

Tiger Woods response to the media after they found out about all of his affairs, "To the public I'm sorry, but you know I, just like most men, I want to have my cake and eat it too."

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I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator

A reference to the film American Beauty. Basically just slang for, "I'd like to buy some pot."

The young man strolled up to the dealer, nodding to him.
"I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator"

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daddy push harder i want a sister

trust me you dont want a fuckin sister

daddy push harder i want a sister

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I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash

A common phrase on sites such as Derpibooru, e621, Rainbooru and Rule 34 that means wanting to impregnate the character Rainbow Dash from the series My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.

David: dude, I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
Chad: fucking loser lmao

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I want to get stuck up your butthole

This means you like someone. Duh.

Oh Lisa, you are so fucking fine. I want to get stuck up your butthole.

I want to put some dirt in your eye

peter park wants to put some dirt in your eye.
The only reason why he wants to put dirt in your eye is because there needs to be a spiderman 4.

Bob- I gonna reboot Spiderman
Peter park- I want to put some dirt in your eye.

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I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction

I need to see Joan Jett in so I can show her that t-shirt saying I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

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