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Depression Sandwich

This edible food is eaten during newly found heartbreaks when your girlfriend dumps you, seeing your sister marry the high school dumbass therefore dropping out, or your parents kicking you out of the house. Sometimes we all need a good ol' depression sandwich

Samantha: Dammit! Kyle just broke up with me.
Katie: I think you need a good ol' depression sandwich

by BoiDafaqqq April 19, 2017


Toast Sandwich

Australian slang for penis, typically used in the context of giving oral sex.

Hey man, I heard that Angela guy loves eating his CEO's Toast Sandwich.

by Multiple People June 20, 2015

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Angst Sandwich

1. A metaphorical food used to describe something that is outrageously angsty, Emo, Gothic, or gloomy in nature.

2: The feeling in your stomach when you feel miserable (i.e. you feel like you've eaten an "Angst Sandwich).

1: Dude, Interview with a Vampire was such an Angst Sandwich!

2: I feel terrible after my girlfriend told me she was dumping me, it's like I've eaten an Angst Sandwich!

by TeenAuthor September 12, 2007


Commitment Sandwich

a burger or sandwich so messy that once you pick it up you can't set it down or it will fall apart, thus you are committed once you begin.

That burger was a real commitment sandwich.

by Forbin117 May 14, 2011


Quiet Sandwich

A white or brown bread sandwich that is eaten in an environment without the existence of background noise that would normally prove annoying to the consumer of the sandwich.

All I wanted was a quiet sandwich, I don't want the noise of a soccer match on whilst eating my sandwich

by joneseytheman March 15, 2011


Glass sandwich

Aussie slang for a glass of beer.

To make it more Aussie, β€œglass sanga” is more than acceptable

Source: The Betoota Advocate

"Yeah, that's a wrap," explained one local man ordering a delicious looking glass sandwich.

by Jimmy james perth boy December 1, 2019

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Lonely Sandwich

Masturbating by putting your penis between the mattress and the box-spring.

"Oh like when you put it between the mattress and the box-spring? That's called the lonely sandwich" - You Look Nice Today: The Magic Number -

by terriakki chan July 12, 2010

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