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one man one cup

The second most horrible viral video, following one guy one screwdriver. It involves a (so far) anonymous man, who squats down over a jar, sliding it up into his ass, and squeezes it with his anus, causing it to shatter in his rectum. Rather than screaming in pain and calling 911, he just grunts, then begins to pick the shards out by hand as a sizable pool of surprisingly thick blood forms beneath him.. A mass of scar tissue suggests that this was intentional, and he "performs" on a regular basis.

Hey man, check this out. Have you seen "one man one cup" before?

by Professor the third March 14, 2010

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one one zero

to give one hundred and ten percent; to give it your all.

A phrase originally coined by BigAl

"Time to give it one one zero"

by Bacon August 11, 2004

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Big One One Nine

A nick name used by most residents of Lake County, Indiana and the East-side of Chicago for 119th street in Whiting, IN. Once a major cruising destination, its now fallen on hard times. No longer do truckloads of teenagers sit in their vechiles all night long.


Back in the day, we used to cruise the big one one nine all night in a hemi powered Cobra.

by Joe Iron May 20, 2007

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One guy one cup

One guy one cup is a man who squats-naked-on a large pickle jar. After milling around a bit, the jar shatters while inside his rectum and he keeps his camera face, not saying a word. While hearing the shards of glass in his rectum grinding about, he starts pulling them out, bleeding massive amounts of blood.

Bro, I just saw one guy one cup and I can't imagine anything more f'd up!!

by Tymont January 3, 2012

58๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Takes One To Know One

The worst and most pathetic comeback in the world.

"You're a whore."
"Takes one to know one!"
"That doesn't change the fact that you spread your legs for money."

by Treeeees January 25, 2010

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smart one, dumb one

sarcastically making fun of an idiots mistake. designed to make them feel like shit and make you feel like a bigger, better person

craig: damn it, i just drove my car into a tree!
josh: smart one, dumb one..

by wharfytime April 29, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


One in, one out policy

The sudden need to pass a bowel movement right after eating a meal.

Steve - "The doormen of my guts hold a one in, one out policy"
Jane - "Why are you calling me to say this?"
Steve - "Could you ask the waiter to bring more paper to the lavatory, they're all out."

by IanContinentia October 19, 2009

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