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1. The cause of one's inability to remember what day, week or month it is after a week or so straight of being on "Shelter At Home" orders . May also cause people to forget to shower or wear pants or which direction is which.
2. The thing my brain has been living in since this pandemic quarantine started.
I forgot this Sunday was Easter Sunday because my brain is living in an isolation fog.
A garage or small storage space filled with various wonders. Typically, said fog shed houses various knick knacks, weed wackers or other useful everyday household items. You must always share things from your fog shed with others and not be a complete dick about it.
Dude, do you have the keys to the fog shed, I need to get the tractor and mow grass.
The state of madness a man enters when he is entranced and motivated by nothing more than sleeping with a woman. Also known as Ovarian mist.
Friend 1: I tried to get John to come play ball with us again but ever since he met Karen he's been acting strange and distant.
Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.
People who go around calling others snowflakes and sheep. They follow every command of certain leaders who lie about being religious and speak in simple short sentences because that is all they can grasp. When one of their leaders does something wrong they are easily tricked into believing it is fake news. (Which is actually the real definition of sheep - blind followers who believe any lie they are being told without any attempt to verify the truth.) They get very irrate and angry when people post opposing political jokes. When they post their political jokes they call everyone who doesn't find them funny, sheep and snowflakes. Not ever seeing for even a second that by their definition, they themselves, would also have to be snowflakes and sheep.
The Dense-Fog people that are all dressed the same, driving the same cars, thinking and acting the same, with the same likes and dislikes are calling everyone who researches actual facts and thinks for themselves -- sheep and snowflakes again.
some shit mentally ill people say. there’s a group centered around the fog, and believing it will come and that it is filled with some kind of demon. mostly it’s a generic saying people do when they fake mental illness, specifically schizophrenia, from what i’ve seen. seems to be some dumb joke.
weirdo : the fog is coming . the fog is coming .
saner person : stfu
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How you feel right after Thanksgiving Dinner. And the day after.
“That was one amazing meal - but I’m in a serious Meat Fog right now. Time for a nap!”
Auxiliary lighting on most new vehicles that is to be used when the road is obscured by fog, snow or locust swarm. Also known as Loser Lights when turned on during the day or the weather is nice and sunny.
Losers are easy to spot these days, just go for a drive in clear weather and check how many fog lights are turned on. They are then known as loser lights and are the signature move of that group.