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ri-ley-shuh n-ship ter-er-ist
An individual(s) who under no circumstances can be happy for ones that have a good relationship and feel the need to come out of their sleeper cell to reign their terrorist acts against those in love.
These Relationship Terrorist are highly skilled in the art of sabotage and deceit. They are motivated and dedicated to their cause as they take the daring role in our society posing as best friends and/or relatives. Fueled by their own misery of a failing relationship, there is little that can stop these cunning beings. They are known to go to great lengths to fabricate stories and twist reality to the ones they prey on. The Relationship Terrorist then sits back and watch in glee after they ignite the fuse to the atomic bomb set forth at the soft underbellies of the unsuspecting relationship goers. The end goal of the Relationship Terrorist is to create a holocaust of all good relationships that have a future.
Please beware and exercise great caution as these insurgents have infiltrated and taken refuge in the Palm Beach County area (Boca Raton/ Delray Beach is known to be the epicenter of their operation).
How is your girlfriend?
She left me and now I am walking the cliffs of suicide because some Relationship Terrorist decided to drop a nuke on our smoke pit of love….
Oh…they got you too?
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1st- french kissing
2nd- groping
3rd-oral
4th- sex
GRAND SLAM: anal
Last night we rounded all of the relationship bases and got a grand slam-kissing, groping, oral sex and ANAL!
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A relationship break is some times what couples need whether it’s to sort out problems and differences and spend time apart or because the relationship is becoming too much or a lot or stressful for both people in the relationship. Being on a relationship break or a break for short doesn’t mean it’s a break up it means that your spending them apart for your own reasons in hope to benefit the relationship and cause less stress and you must still be as loyal as you were when you weren’t on the break.
I think we should go on a relationship break because we’ve been arguing a lot and need to spend some time apart so we can come back even stronger.
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This means that a relationship may be good at first but end fast. It's not a good type of relationship, usually very pointless and stupid. In most cases if a person has microwave realtiships they go through several girl/boyfriends in a year. Some analogies are:
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in
It is pointless for six graders to date because they almost always end up in a microwave relationship.
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When two people skip dating and enter a semi-serious relationship after a single date or encounter.
I hooked up with Patrick last night, and now we're in an insta-relationship.
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Trying to date a male / female but he or she keeps canceling plans
Guy1. Yo this girl text's me all day i really like her but every time i make plans she cancels them.
Guy2. Man your in a ST relationship
Guy1. What's that mean?
Guy2. A Stop Trying Relationship
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A cute couple that isn't always making out but cares for each other and pays attention to their partner
You guys are relationship goals
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