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A male who acts and talk as if they are flamboyantly gay but, not.
Hey bro, I don't go down like that. I go down like this. Come on man, don't you have a wife and kids? Yes, it's not like I'm gay, I'm just closet straight.
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don’t open my monkey closet i said to the guy he did and he got eaten to death and died and there was blood
person 1: “dont open my monkey closet”
person 2: *does*
there is blood
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Someone who seems really chill and relaxed but periodically suggests something very dark or unnerving.
"Jill seems like a real closet sociopath. Every time we play D&D she suggests torture."
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A co-worker that lures you in to thinking that mediocrity is commonplace at the office. Just when you think you are both on the same page he or she will make look bad by putting together elite spreadsheets, cutting edge PowerPoints, and insightful talking points at meetings.
John: Where is Lindsay? She normally takes a 2 hour lunch with us?
Jim: Oh you didn't know? Turns out she is a closet overachiever.
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a hilarious phrase that quackity made when he was doing his "awful furry discord servers" video on youtube.
WHY DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT THANOS IN THE CLOSET
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A girl who appears to be very nice and friendly but is secretly extremely hateful and dislikes everyone whom she pretends to be nice to.
Austin was convinced Anna was an angel until she slapped him in the face for no apparent reason, that's when he realized she was a closet bitch
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To admit to your peers that you in fact watch the English soap opera Coronation Street
I'm out of the 'Corrie Closet'