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The collective name for a group of bastards
Tax inspectors are a shower of bastards!
When two people engage in sexual concourse beneath a full grown female cow and are about to reach climax, the dominant of the two proceeds to milk the engorged teets of the cow covering the other in unpasteurized milk.
Martha and I found a local farmers field, a Cow and we gave each other an Amish Shower until the morning.
The time and place where the thought process, dicision making, and day plannings occur.
I get so confused for the day if I don't get my morning shower.
When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.
Guy 1: Dude, you smell like shit
Guy 2: Yea, I had a morning shower when i woke up
when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.
Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.
Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
The idea of freshening up without actually washing where you just spray your clothes with deodorant hence hiding any odour you may radiate!
This should only be a temporary measure until you can actually shower.
Me. I’m just going to the shop
You. But you’re stinking
Me. It’s ok, I’ll have a Bellsbank Shower
The act of imagining someone naked/in the shower, when they say that they're in the shower or "brb shower"