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When a man pulls back his erect penis and lets it go to smack someone in the face, the same way one would pull back the branch of a tree and let it swing back into place.
I tree branched that bitch last night.
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The name given to the act of chilling outside in the Summer Sun, most likely smoking weed and relaxing.It is another way of saying "do you want to chill?"
P1: Yo man
P2: Yo
P1: Bees and Trees?
P2: Yeah man!
nerds who sit in trees close to a persons wifi network and steal his bandwith
my wireless network is so slow have you checked for tree nerds lately?
When you stuff anal beads inside a woman, and while she's suckin your dick you pull 'em out like you're cranking a chainsaw and she bites down hard and scrapes her teeth down your dick.
Damn, Matt hit me with the tree trimmer last night and I damn near bit his dick off!
It basically means for you to go suck a dick and since a tree is rough, it means for you to choke and die on it. As harsh as it sounds, you say this to a person you dislike or you don’t want anything to do with.
When you enter soft but it slowly but surely gets fully erect.
You lay the pipe on Stephanie last night Jim? No, but I planted the spruce tree.
Tree Scrotum or Treescrotum.
The combination between a tree and a scrotum.
Can be used as a disorienting insult or an awkward silence breaker.
Guy 1: That's not what your mom was sayin in bed last night!
Guy 2: STFU tree scrotum!
Guy 1: ??
Guy 2: *punch*
Guy: So I was at this party last night when out of know where there was a crazy awkward silence. One guy tried busting out the awkward turtle, but it didn't work, so I yelled out "Tree Scrotum!"