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On October 28 you hug your tallest friends because tall people are cooler then everyone else
Tall friend: why did you hug me?
Short friend: it’s October 28 hug your tallest friend day
An international holiday where people must abuse their friends in whatever way possible. It is celebrated on the 23rd February annually.
Abuse your friend day is coming up soon.
Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.
That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
A polite way to ask for an address of a friend while expressinging drunken enthusiasm about goings on.
As your friend wtf is your address sounds dope lfg
Do not tell them that you are going to be mean. You end it at 5:00 PM . Don’t take it too far, if you want to end it you can. 3/18
Example: “Hey *******!” Um hey? “Why are you being so mean? *hits 5:00* It’s be mean to your gay friend day!
Is your opposite.Instead of you he is a good,healthy and responsable person.He is very sociable and all people likes he.
You:Who is the best person you have ever met?
X: Your best friend
*Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!