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jack off

when you want jack to get off you with minimal words

"Jack off!"

by gofuckyourself6969 May 7, 2021


Jack-Offs

The fans of the British YouTuber JackSucksAtLife

The Jack-Offs posted on the reddit

by fbthrdfthgrtb May 26, 2024


Jack Off

Someone you exceeds the base definition of a Jack Ass. This person is a moron and revels in that fact.

Matt everyday you say play that ridiculous song, you are such a Jack Off

by Fox670z January 16, 2020


Jack Shit Off

To copy something

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!

by Felix1999 September 2, 2022


Royal Jack Off

In the game of rummy it is a rule to lay three of a kind or more on the table. When 3 Jacks are played this is called a Royal Jack Off.

Jerry:look at this play
Kyle:looks like you played a Royal Jack Off

by Jerry M. March 11, 2007


Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016


Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 16, 2022