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Jacob

A guy that usually gets into fights and wins

Often has anger issues

Loves sports

Smartass

Silent when around people he doesn’t know

Gets over girls but it sometimes takes a few months

Guy 1: Hey where Jacob

Guy 2: probably in a fight

Guy 3: that or being a smartass

by Ice cube doc dre November 9, 2017

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Jacob

He is the best friend for any girl. He will protect you at any cost. He will always have the best jokes to make you laugh on a bad day. If you get mad at him and at his real friend he will come right back and never let you go.

You will most likely fall in love with him. Don’t be scared to tell him. Most girls do

Macinze, man Jacob and Tracy are so cute together. I wish he was my boyfriend.

Lucy, I know, I would love to have him but Tracy isn’t right for him I know it.

Macinze, ohhhh someone jelly.

by Bob the 9th December 3, 2019

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Jacob

1.) A person whom is uncapable of being able to learn; incoherent, and or unable to follow simple procedures if asked for.

2.) A person who has a mental deficiency (IQ deficiency, mental retardation etc.) and or has little common sense, which causes questionable decisions and statements to be made.

(made by my friend, his discord: Yumiko Imagawa#5650, i had permission to upload this)

Example: Jacob: β€œHow was I supposed to know that?”

Example: Jacob: β€œShut the fuck up poor ass, P O R R.”

by MyLittleDinosaur December 30, 2019

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Jacob

Usually a boy that hits puberty at the age of 7 and gets one bitch for his whole life named Samantha. She usually is a red head with a big ass birthmark and Jacob is a asshole

Did you see Jacob with that red haired bitch?

Yes!

by Niggardly June 19, 2017

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Jacob

A dumbass who always farts, plays fortnite, and rapes his sister

β€œDamnit! Jacob get your ass in here get off that damn game!” β€œWAIT MOM I’m RAPING MY SISTER!!!”

by Jdndhdkns79 September 9, 2019

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Jacob

A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the Art room

OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!

OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!

by Haviland February 15, 2018

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jacob

a total jerk . Jacob is the guy to make a girl fall for him and turn against u at the last moment.. he is the one to ask u out and turn to u 2 weeks later and say he is gay just so he can start talking to guys u like.... NEVER GET A JACOB.. UNLESS U WANT CHEATED ON..

Maddie: hey babe its our 4 month avaversery

:Jacob: cant
Maddie: y
Jacob: ugh I'm gay sorry we cant date

by canadian ass January 25, 2018

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