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A Jewish chonga.
may possibly have a lisp.
on the letters J and S.
Which really sucks because that name has both letters.
(purple hair is probably what she thinks is soooo hottt)
People write about her on bathroom doors and she gets mad!
"I'm Jesse/Jetheee And ii @iin't n0 thlut, @nd i b3 th3riii0us!!!"
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A Jesse is a selfish uptight redneck dumbass who does not deserve to live. Most of the time Jesse's are fat and fugly. If you ever meet a Jesse Scream say DEMON! and run away.
OMG you are acting like a stalker right now u Jesse!
I cant believe how dumb and ugly you are, you are such a Jesse!
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someone who adds a large amount of drama and disfunction to any and every band that they are a part of.
We were going to play a show at the Brickhouse, but our drummer had to be a Jesse and complain.
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Ugly brown/ranga hair slut who's only friend is her sister or her cousin. Jess either plays ping pong or tennis which both she is completely shit at and she's most likely born a lesbian. Jess's favorite food is oranges and lemon. Jess tries to be healthy when making food choices but she loves to indulge in sweet food which her mum despises. Jess is absolutely huge, she's the biggest woman I've seen in my life, she's a fat fuck.
'Holy shit is that bitches name "jess" she's enormous'
"Ugh, is that Jess with her cousin again?? Aren't they from Alabama"
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A player. Has an older brother and is very short. He is slim and not exactly the smartest person you will ever meet. 🙄 Jesse acts much older than his actual age but surely doesn't look the part.
Ewwwww did you see Jesse today?
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A hot sexy and handsome guy who is a wordsmith. He likes to use random words and phrases to occupy time. He has a long schlong but it only belongs to one girl! He likes WuTang and the color Red. If he had a different name it would be Hung Lo
Random guy- yo what's up jesse
Jesse- my dick smells like feet .
Guy- ohhh jesse your so shot
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Can be tall but can be short. Jess' have brown hair but also could have blonde, ginger or any other colour. Sometimes they need glasses but sometimes their eyesight is perfect! Normally have small or large feet but also can have medium sized feet. Beautiful on occasion but sometimes are ugly or just plain. Jealousy is common amongst Jesses however often they are not jealous. A boy loves a Jess but another boy hates a Jess. Jess is for everyone but someone Jess is for no one. Nice personality but can be annoying and draining!!! Jess is really just......there.
Charmaine: Hey friend!
Philippa: Hello There!
Charmaine: You going out tonight with Emma Leigh?
Philippa: No i'm going out with Jess
Charmaine: The sometimes tall girl?
Philippics: Yeah
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