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A sock covered hand used for the absorbtion of semen during masturbation.
It's alright, I caught it all with the jizz puppet.
An unusually high or large wager at a poker table, usually using all of ones chips. Refers to blowing ones load with money.
I call your bluff and raise you this jizz stack.
A female who loves the taste of the swimmies. She will literally wipe the cum off her body after you blow your load and lap it up like ice cream. Prefering to see your spunk shoot out, she will gladly help with the process, and then feast on your white rain like a teenager with a beercup at their first keg party.
Man that girl Linda, was the best jizz chugger I ever came across! Literally.
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The mysterious liquid or goo commonly found on the pavements and in the alleys of chinatowns all over the world that give chinatowns their distinctive smell.
This material is normally organic and made from the rotting juices of animal carcasses, urine of unknown origin, pavement-pureed fruits, produce and meats, and the phlegm of a pack-a-day smoker. The proportions will vary. Once those ingredients are well-mixed by foot traffic, a hot and humid summer day cooks it or ferments it.
Chinatown jizz gives rise to chinatown stench and is closely related to chinatown cheese.
Person A: What's the smell?
Person B: Dude, that's chinatown jizz. You stepped on it.
Person A: What? I stepped on jizz?
Person B: At least it didn't hit you in the face.
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when a girl or a gay guy is so addicted to jizz, they suck it up like a vacuum whenever they see it.
John jizzed so much while playing call of duty, he had to call kyle over to be his jizz vacuum
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A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boothes, so as said employee wipes spunk from the walls he is a jizz monkey. I suppose it's like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. Admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but I hear it pays well...
Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'
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A woman who squeals like a pig during sexual intercourse and is then jizzed upon.
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