Jonathan is the most homosexual man you will ever meet, he will act straight but he is actually a homosexual. He is also into BDSM and likes to have sex with transgenders without tits
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The person that wants to get sucked by merve and vapes.
He always bullies benny and rapes his best friend and plays fortnite and sprays and prays
Likes to get surrounded by white people because he likes gwy lo
Jonathan is the greatest in bed and dates because he will slap your butt cheeks as soon as he see you approaching him.
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The only one in any friend group to get pussy and dick. Mostly dick. Is a sub and can only bust when given permission by his dom daddy.
Person 1: Omg he's such a Jonathan
Person 2: He looks ripe for breeding :)
Person 3: Tag Team?????
Person 2: Hell yeah!
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Fat fuck how sits on the sofa all day noming on cheetos and sucking his cousins left nut
Jonathan yeah is a proper batty fish
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A complete douche bag. Has no regard for his actions and will definitely make you cry. He lies, and will judge you for your beliefs. If you know a Jonathan LEAVE HIM.
Cassie: Whatβs wrong?
Jess: Jonathan was being a jerk! :(
Cassie: thatβs expected.
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Jonathans (or also called Jon at Hans cock) are a rare example of how to express shesh.
The name can be traced back to the Ancient Greece empire, where it got used as an slang word for anal sex. Jonathanβs are more likely to have aids or std. But ones you find a German Jonathan donβt hesitate, they are clean like a queen.
Jonathan what are you doing
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A virgin who use too much callouts in the most casual af games instead of competitive games
Jonathan playing Pummel Party: He's on the left. He's south west heading south. Check those corners. RPG 12 o'clock! Take cover! Watch my Six. I'm hit i need urgent surgical. Bravo Six going dark.
Jonathan on Escape from Tarkov:......
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