Mother Jones

A website dedicated to Nazi-watchdogs, basement dwellers, and millennial journalists equivalent to MSNBC, but on steroids. Fine communist propaganda!

Mom: Hey! Go get a job, and stop reading Mother Jones!
Neo-Liberal: Mummy, I want a commie revolution!

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Chipper Jones

The best baseball player of them all.

Chipper Jones just launched another homer!

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Adam Jones

Only the sexiest man alive, but unfortunately it may be too late to save him as he is being held hostage by his family members #saveadam2020

Person 1: hey do u know abt save adam

Person 2: No what’s that
Person 1: you’re obviously on straight TikTok, Adam Jones is so sexy

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Nab Jones

An officer of the law, policeman.

Better slow down man, Nab Jones is parked on that side street.

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mike jones

a swishahouse rapper

thanks to my fans my name is an anthem
who?
mike jones?
who?
mike jones?

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audrey jones

an amazing girl who is really pretty.

a funny person. she can always make you laugh.
makes you wanna smile.
sometimes she can be weird.
a great fraand!

ya know that girl audrey jones? shes so cool.

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Jim Jones

the juice you receive in jail that no one knows what its really made of.

hey man dont drink that jim jones you wont be able to get your dick up again

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