Rural Dictionary

July 29

July 29 is National Rick Roll day. On July 29, 2021, The music video for Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, hit 1 Billion views. Can you believe that 1/7 of the worlds population has been Rick Rolled. Every year, on July 29, you must carry on the Rick Roll tradition, and Rick Roll yourself, as well as one other person. It can be a friend, a parent, a teacher, a janitor in a mall, or a completely random human being.

Jim: Hey Rick! Do you know what day it is today?
Rick: July 29th?
Jim: Yeah! It's National Rick Roll Day today! As on July 29, 2021, Never Gonna Give You Up hit 1 billion views on youtube!
Rick: Oh yeah! I guess that means we have to rick roll one person, right?
Jim: That is correct!
Rick: :)

by blessedsins July 29, 2021

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July 19

July 19, is the day that the shyist and kind people are born. Lots of people born on this day are short for a long period of time. These people like to stay with there friends and also don't like competitors who try to take there friends away.

July 19, is the day that I was born and my friend was born on this day to, so we felt the same about this.

by TheJuly19th November 14, 2019

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July 27

July 27 is the day the most fashionable people were born, they can’t sing but they are still talented. July 27 is also the day were you do kinky stuff ;)

Friend 1: Hey, you wanna know my birthday?

Friend 2: Sureeee

Friend 1: I was born on July 27th! It’s also known as a kinky day ;)

by UhOhStinkyLeMonke October 20, 2019

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5th of July

Traditional holiday for those who work the 4th of July. Usually involves vast amounts of alcohol, loud music, fireworks, and time well spent with those with who you work with. Often is the drunkest and best day of the summer.

After working on the 4th of July, they decided to celebrate the 5th of July instead.

The 5th of July is the best day ever!

Everyone got trashed this 5th of July

by Remmy and AJ October 3, 2005

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