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was: a cool web site where you could vote on when shows jumped
is: a lame web page on TV Guide
1. jumptheshark.com jumped the shark when it went to TV Guide.
2. Kid: Dad, I think that Bewitched jumped the shark when Dick York left the show.
Dad (under his breath) *whippersnapper*
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AH shit we've got a flat tire. Alright now Richard, dont jump nervous, Ive got a spare.
The act of double handed masturbation under the guise of playing doodle jump.
An example of the trick in action:
"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?
"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".
paralympic sport for absolute mongs. current world champ: Jamie Smith
go and practice the mong jump you fucking spastic.
When somebody goes to slap your ass and you jump and instead get clapped in the balls from behind
I went up for the catch and Justin hit me with that jumping cactus.
Leaping from the top of one elevator to the next. Usually involving the use of alcohol. Usually fatal.
Like that scene with Shaobo Qin in Ocean's Thirteen, more or less.
SW Resident: "Dude, did you hear about Rob? That crazy fucker went elevator jumping!"
His Buddy: "Whoa. Is he ok?"
SW Resident: "Nope. He died."
The point at which your normal internet browsing routine has ended and you are just going from site to site to site repeatedly out of pure boredom.
Person: I've checked facebook, YouTube, and Twitter like a million times and nothing is going on! Maybe If I check one more time...
*1 hour later*
Person: Damn, I've been Site Jumping haven't I?