Kicking the chain

An expression used as replacement for saying you did nothing. 'Kicking the chain' can be used as a replacement for generic things e.g; watched tv, played video games, ate food etc.

Simon "Ooshy woo"
Neebs "Oh hello, what did you do last night"
Simon "Oh, just kicking the chain"

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krunkle kick

a dance move characterized by lying on your side while kicking your right leg into the air in a spastic motion; popularized by the beaver boys

I was dancing with this chick all night but i finally sealed the deal when i pulled out my secret weapon, the krunkle kick

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kick in the dick

An disappointment after having wasted a lot of effort on something.

We spent so much time working on Rhapsody in Blue last term, and because of the France Tour, orchestra rehearsals have been cancelled this term so now we'll have to relearn the whole piece next term. It's a real kick in the dick for all of us.

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dumbo kick

-verb (used with object)
Dumbo Kick (verb), Dumbo Kick-ing (noun)

1. To kick a male in the crotch so hard he falls to the ground and then pulling out the lining of the victim's pockets so they look like ears.
Usually followed by a insulting phrase comparing ones penis to an elephant trunk to explain the situation literally. "You just got kicked in the trunk"

2. To kick someone in the crotch and then pull out the lining of their pockets for additional embarassment.

3. To pull a male's cock and pockets out of his pants in order to make the crotch region look like the face of an elephant, and then procede to kick the victim in the "elephant's trunk".

The two students found Joey after he was dumbo kicked, in front of the urinal with his dick and pockets hanging out. "Man, he just got kicked in the trunk!" one of the kids remarked.

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Kick the Bucket

Phrase used to say someone is dead or has deceased. Term is derived from when suicides were common by a person preparing to hang themself, and used a bucket to stand on, and then kicked the bucket when suicide was desired.

Ole' Charlie kicked the bucket today, we better prepare for his funeral.

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kicked it in the dick

to have excelled at or to triumphed within and action or calling

person 1 - "how was your interview"
person 2 - "kicked it in the dick"

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Kicking in doors

Kicking down doors meaning showing up at someone’s house to rob them, fight them, or shoot them. Usually something to do with gangs

He owes me money so I showed up kicking in doors

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