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A holiday on Febuary 21st celebrated all over the world to kiss Thomas Ross. The “term” Kiss can also fall into the “blowjob” and “give anal” category.
Girl 1: it’s National Kiss Thomas Ross Day!
Girl 2: Thomas fuck me hard!
Thomas Ross: shut up you hoes I’m playing some fucking Skyrim.
Y/n: Hey Stevan, can I get a kiss?
Stevan: What, why?
Y/n: It’s national kiss your neighbor day😉
November 24 Is National Kiss Brock Day
For example, if you see/talk to someone named Brock on National Kiss Brock Day you have to go and give them a big kiss on the lips!
I’m going to kiss them titties on April 11th . Because it’s national kissing titties day.
August 11th is the day for the fireballs. Grab your local redhead and give them a big smooch.
Greg (redhead): Give me a kiss.
Brad: no.
Greg: but today is national kiss a ginger day.
Brad: oh ok!
November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
January 7th, you need to find a tall Indian and kiss him. Only if ur hot, if ur ugly stay away
Wow that indian is hot and I heard he has a massive veiny cock im gonna kiss him as it’s national kiss an Indian day.