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Noun. Lesbian, usually of the softball playing variety. Wears boys clothing, no make-up, and hair in a slicked back ponytail.
Did you see those two lez kittens holding hands in the hallway, they looked great in their softball uniforms?
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Being exceptionally excited about something. Saying, "I'm excited about this," only says so much and can be taken in so many ways, but if you say, "this has me shitting kittens," there is no contesting the level of awesomeness that must be awaited.
Scammon: You excited to see Mr. Bungle tonight?
Noah: You kidding me? I'm shitting kittens!
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A cougar kitten is a "new to the cougar lifestyle" girl in her mid 30's to mid 40's. She's testing the turf with a innocent approach. Mature seasoned to the scene, Cougar Women refer to the younger girls as cougar kittens.
Most boy toys want the experience and the money that comes from a mature, independent Cougar Woman,"she's just a Cougar Kitten."
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Proverbial strategic distraction device. It is a projectile that contains special ops trained kittens that eject and distract the targets then retreat back to home base eluding tracking. In extraction: an extremely cute distraction.
A beautiful girl passed me on the street and threw me a kitten bomb with her eyes and before I knew it I walked into a trash can.
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A doom kitten is the best sort of kitten there is. Part kitten and part doom it is super cute but it bites so beware! You must always be on your best behaviour around kittens like this or risk unleashing the Doom!
"Aww what a cute kitten, can I pet it?" "Of course you can, but it's a doom kitten so be careful you might lose a finger!"
Female version of Punching the Clown
"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."
Type of long term sugar baby that uses you for money and security with a pleasant demeanor, but we all know cats will stray and strike. This breed of sugar baby is known to be lazy on the couch, can’t raise her children, and accepts her place in the universe. This type of woman is typically found in Arkansas in the midwestern region. She is a form of succubus that drains your money, breaks your heart, and crushes your balls.
Why have a one night stand when you could have a couch kitten all summer long.