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The emotionally hightened state Korean girls enter when something doesn't go their way or at a perceived slight. Consists of tantrums and various threats and insults to manhood until the problem is resolved. May frequently relapse regardless of solutions and memory for these issues is infinite.
"Hey, why is Esther so mad? The waiter didn't being her any bread, just going crazy Korean girl"
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Slang for the Pell Silverbolt 6 in the video game Just Cause 2. Named so for its notoriously small size, the dual engine aircraft, in comparison to most other aircraft, is like, as the name suggests, comparing a regular penis to a Korean penis. Very small. Also very fast, similar to the stamina of a Korean man.
"Rico was flying his Korean Penis Jet past that big-ass 747 the other day. That thing looked pathetic, but it was fast as hell!"
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Similar to a run of the mill happy ending, except feet are used instead of hands. The client is brought to orgasm via feet manipulation.
I went to the Kogi truck and they had Korean happy endings on the menu yo! She used her feet on me and in less then 2 minutes my eyes were tucked behind my head.
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Average size, 2.7 inches(6.9 centimeters), when it is not erected. Ranked at 119 of its size among 120 countries.
Hey, how bit is a Korean dick? It's the second smallest among 120 countries, dude..
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1. A way to define yourself as Korean
2. A standard reply in StarCraft to "wtf" or "who the fuck are you?"
3. I am Korean
4. Korean is that which I am
5. "Hello good Sir, I identify as a person from the country of Korean."
^___________________________________^; me am korean kekekeke
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Much like his ancestral counterpart (see "Jam Boy"), a Korean Jam Boy is the act of smearing kimchi pepper paste on the face of a small weak korean man/boy to attract the mosquitoes while you troll through Seoul looking for side-ways vagina to slay. The size of the Korean Jam Boy is insignificant since every Korean man can be physically dominated by any other race. If the pepper paste runs into his eyes you can piss on his face, because if he starts to cry from the burning you will have to kill him and throw in a dumpster and then get a new one. The night usually concludes with banging his sister while you make him videotape and beat off in the corner, after which you allow him to wash the kimchi pepper paste off his face while his sister folds your laundry and cooks you Korean BBQ. Before you kick them out you take all of their money so they have to walk home.
Friend: "Dude your Korean Jam Boy is fucked up."
Me: "I know, I had to break both of his arms because he was eating all of the kimchi on his face"
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When you’re sitting on the toilet and dropping a deuce after you drop the deuce you let one loud big ass fart bomb out and it’s like Korea bombing another country
Hey Noah I named my toilet Vladimir and I gave it a North Korean steamer you should’ve smelled it