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Creative term referring to a vagina as that area of a woman can be said to resemble a gash or wound.
"She's so fat and hot. I'd love to get inside her lap gash." — Abraham Lincoln
Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.
I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.
Trying every alcoholic drink in the fridge at the bar until you either do a full lap or pass out
Me and drongo played fridge laps last week I got so shit faced I fucked a tranny
The inevitable end result of a lap dance on/from a virgin(s).
It was the kid's first lap dance which ended in a lap smoothie.
In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked
Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!
Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.
A DILF dad who’s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. For example, think of Bella’s dad from Twilight. There’s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and he’s a total lap daddy.
Used in a sentence: “Give me that lap you lap daddy.” Also: “is this lap daddy’s lap taken?”
When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.
Babe, I'm at the office and super horny so how about you come by and give me some lap action?