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Fridge laps

Trying every alcoholic drink in the fridge at the bar until you either do a full lap or pass out

Me and drongo played fridge laps last week I got so shit faced I fucked a tranny

by Drink baileys out of a shoe March 19, 2019


Lap Smoothie

The inevitable end result of a lap dance on/from a virgin(s).

It was the kid's first lap dance which ended in a lap smoothie.

by McMorty March 18, 2021


naked lap

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked

Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.

by ChunkyBenis October 6, 2022


Lap-Hop

A genre of music which makes people shake their laps to the rhythem.
一种令人不住抖腿的丧心病狂的音乐

Lap-Hop music is the best form of Electronic music. By this I don't mean to inult a certain genre of music, but any other genres.

-- by Dr. Mimyslvandeye.

抖腿乐乃电子乐之正统,我不是针对个别的,而是其他所有的都是辣鸡

—— 沃兹·吉硕德

by Dr. Mimyselvandeye February 17, 2016


lap greens

The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".

That bowl is almost done? Check your lap for lap greens!

by xBigg_Mike May 7, 2015


lap action

When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.

Babe, I'm at the office and super horny so how about you come by and give me some lap action?

by SollyCon February 5, 2014


greek lap

When an individual has slept with a guy/girl from every fraternity/sorority on campus.

Dude you hear that Suzie finished her Greek lap last night? She's slept with a guy from every fraternity on campus!

by Ssavannahlynn April 3, 2016