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when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.
Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.
Hannah: LOL
The frothy creamy substance remaining in a used condom.
I woke up yesterday and brewed a fresh latex latte.
An espresso with a twist of cum-foam on top
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most
usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen
ohh dear would you lend me some sperm for a latte jacob
it is a special type of coffee where you combine cumfoam and an espresso shot.
Known for its high amount protein and silky smooth taste
ohh dear i would love a latte jacob
This one is a lot cleaner than its OG cousin, the Cleveland Steamer. When you go to take a shit and you’re constipated, suddenly you’re craving something sweet and creamy. You summon your hot, new, lactating baby mama who pops out her luscious boobs for you to suckle on. Crisis averted!
“I was so thirsty last night I got my girlfriend to give me a Cleveland Latte while taking a giant shit while on the porcelain throne!”
It is a type of coffee that is made a very specific way, first you would make the coffee mix as normal then, add milk or hot water (which ever you do first) once the milk or water is in, stir it thoroughly with your penis, then add the other liquid you never added first and finish it off with a fat nut into the latte to give it that look so fine and frothy. And that is the penis latte
Customer: "excuse me, waiter, may I please get a penis latte with French toast"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"
Moo Latte is a highly offensive term used as a derogatory slur against the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Tribe. This comes from the usage of the word "Mulatto" as a slur against Qarsherskiyan people. Before 1991, people commonly called Qarsherskiyan people Mulattos which was an attempt to downplay the historical significance and cultural heritage of Qarsherskiyans, and make it seem like these were a new people who didn't have a history, as Mulatto implies being the descendant of a biracial couple, but Qarsherskiyans are a triracial isolate group that's existed for centuries.
Moo Latte is a term coined by neo-nazis and White supremacists and racist Black Americans to refer to Qarsherskiyan people, and originates from the term "Mulatto" which was also used as a slur against Qarsherskiyan people.
"Why did you call me a Moo Latte? That's not funny!"