Lazy Tort

A couple that will be together for such a long time to the point where people start saying "Damn, they're still together?"

1: "Wow! They've been together for such a long time!"
2:"Yeah, definitely a Lazy Tort!"
Damn

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Writer's Laziness

Similar to Writer's Block, Writer's Laziness is when you can't write, but for a different reason. You know exactly what to write, but are just too lazy to type anything up. Currently, no exact cures have been found. It is commonly associated with procrastination and may be remedied by an impending deadline, but data is too scattered to make a direct correlation.

"When is the next chapter of your book coming out?" "I know what to do, but I have Writer's Laziness."

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Lazy links

It’s kinky but not really,it also has really bad loot so I wouldn’t recommend landing there

Let’s goto lazy links,nah bro that place is hella kinky and has ass loot

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lazy dukes

Short shorts on a girl with no ass; Saggy daisy dukes; Short shorts on a girl that are supposed to be tight, but they sag or are baggy

Guy 1: Oh damn, look at that girl with the daisy dukes on...
Guy 2: No man, those are strait up Lazy Dukes.... she aint got no ass.

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lazy sex

Having sex in the spooning position. Great for people who want a non-crazy sexual afternoon (or whenever).

On the rainy day, Bill and Joanie had lazy sex.

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Lazy Lob

The condition of a penis before it becomes fully erect. Usually found after a warm shower, during episodes of Baywatch and desired before public displays of nudity (i.e. urination).

In conversation - " I freed my lazy lob and thrapped her around the face".

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Lazy Charlie

A person who gives nothing back while making out. A really lazy, boring kisser.

That douchebag was such a Lazy Charlie in bed.

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