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Legaler

When someone is more legal than you

P1 "You do it"
P2 "No, you do it, you're legaler"

by みゆなつき August 13, 2017


legal jazz hands

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.

"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."

by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017


legal virginity

The status of someone's not having a criminal record.

There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018


legalized slavery

Working for a company that pays you near or exactly at minimum wage.

There is too much legalized slavery in this country.

by LouisAWP June 9, 2022


Legal

Adjective, meaning Bunk, ersatz, fraudulent, fake
Devoid of the virtues usually associated with that thing
Stepped-on, devalued, counterfeited, a swindle

I bought an eighth of pot, but it was legal, so ...

by ManIntheHills March 7, 2022


Legal

If something is allowed or not

nigga, fuck you doin? knock it off, that shit ain't legal here.

by RadarSerpent February 3, 2023


Legal

To be cool, on top of your shit, organized, good to go, clean and clear, above the bs, un-touchable, having no need to be questioned.

Stay Legal,
That’s so legal bro,
His style is beyond legal

Oh dude that’s legal af

by JbiesTheIII April 5, 2019