butthole lettuce

Lettuce from your butthole

We’ll be serving butthole lettuce before the entree, sir

Ball of lettuce

The better name for the shape of lettuce.

Dave reached for the ball of lettuce in the sink.

lettuce Bones

The thick ribs down the center of romaine lettuce leaves; specifically when found in a salad.

I would rather not order salads from the pizza place, the salads there are always full of lettuce bones.

lettuce juggling

when you juggle lettuce

Dave: damn, he do be lettuce juggling doe
bill: damn staight

Street lettuce

Lettuce you find in planters on the street.It doesn’t taste that great but it’s edible(I tried it and I don’t recommend it).

Example:Today my friends and I were walking down Front st and we saw street lettuce growing in a planter.

Stank lettuce

Synonym for weed, see also Laser lettuce, Wacky tabacky, etc

Ayo cuh pass that stank lettuce

On god

Dirty Lettuce

Another term of weed.

*Hits blunt* Yeah, thats some good dirty lettuce.