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Levi Ackerman is a feisty but hot dude who enjoys cleaning and beating the crap out of anyone who disagrees with him.
His friends Isabel and Farlan died so he resorted to hanging out with 17 year olds instead because maybe he was desperate.
He’s short but has massive talent and power so watch what you say in the presence of the Mighty Heichou.
Hailey: Hey, you know Levi Ackerman?
Albert: Yeah, what about him?
Hailey: He’s mine Albert. Don’t even try.
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A really fucking short lil shit who has no emotion and loves to clean.
Levi Ackerman is a real buzzkill.
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The captain of the Levi Squad and a total badass.
HE'S AMAZING AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND ABT THAT.
" Levi Heichou a red flare was fired, should we engage in combat?"
Rachel Levy defines as being a certified emo dragon that eats grass by the sunset every evening while she thinks about Shrek. Shrek gives her goosebumps and starts sweating every time she thinks about him. She bought a Shrek body pillow and makes a cup of coffee every morning for her and her spiritual Shrek. Her favorite spice is pepper because of the tingling in her nose when she smells it. Rachel is single as a pringle and will always be, she takes every chance she can get to find a man, woman, Giraffe or Shrek. Can't wait you till you find someone Rachel :)
Rachel Levy: SHREKYBOO, IM COMINGGGG
Rachel Levy: I'm too single :(
Daddy material.
Mr clean.
5'2 but it do not matter.
Loves to beat up angry teenagers.
Person 1: 'Did you see Levi today?'
Person 2: 'Yeah. He's hot asf'
Person 1: 'And super daddy material'
Levi Ackerman: Humanity's strongest soldier.
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1) A musician who has an abnormal obsession with the bass clef.
2) A man who thinks he is able to play the piano with his eyes firmly shut, despite not being able to do so at all.
3) Jazz inspired harmony in awkward places.
1) No Norman Levy, that should be in the treble clef! I THINK YOUR GOD DAMN RUDE!
2) LOL, Norman Levy.
3) Oooh dear....did you hear that bit of Norman Levy half-way through Mozart's piano concerto?
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Levi Ackerman is a 30 something year old man whose friends all died so he is forced to hang out with 17 year olds. He is sexually attracted to cleaning supplies and Erwin Smith. Maybe also Eren Yeager but that's illegal so he keeps it on the down low. He grew up in the hood so he a strong little birch. His eyebrows look like twigs but its cool.
"Hey did you see that 30 year old possible pedophile in the park hanging out with those young kids in the park?"
"Yeah why was he caressing a bottle of Windex?"
"Yeah I think his name was Levi Ackerman"
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