Undoubtedly the best bowler ( bowling) in the world. From Britan. His oversized phisyce dosent stop him from getting them strikes. Equipted with specially made shoes. Some use his name when someone has bowled like a boss.
Cameron:Ow yes my dad bought me and you ticket to watch Lewis Hoffman play
Harris: YAAS the legend himself! I've always wanted to see them shoes in action.
WELL DONE JIMMY. YOUR GOOD AT BOWLING. YOUR BASICALLY LEWIS HOFFMAN!
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL BOWL. THAT'S A LEWIS HOFFMAN
a cool musician who has a song out right now called ‘Valentine’ on spotify, youtube, and apple music.
My favorite music artist is Sierra Lewis.
Thinks he’s the champ, would get knocked out by my right toe. His hairline is offside. His little brothers the bigger man. Secretly gay but hides it. Loves being aggressive after a few pints but scares no one
Just when we were leaving your man pulled a Lewis Gillen and tried to scrap everyone. Pure sausage
An uncultured, raging alcoholic who loves Imbreading in water with them small plums
An absolute legend who hates James Essex and his crew more than he hates goths
Lewis Buchan, what a legend
The Formula 1 Goat.
The driver that will retire with more wins , pole positions and championships than anyone on earth
synonym of greatness and perfection in any field
Pele is the lewis hamilton of football
Jonnhy is the lewis hamilton of all the analysts in this room