Irish Lightning

To screw up setting your house or business on fire for insurance and either get caught by the police or burn to death along with the property.

See also: Jewish Lightning.

Mickey went to give it a little Irish Lightning and ended up as part of the fire.

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lightning cock

An extremely large penis with powers similar to the thunder cock. It will strike a girl at any time!!!

Bob's Lightning cock struck me last night.

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Lightning Bolt

A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.

<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.

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to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

i want to be struck by lightning

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to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

President Barack Obama needs to be struck by lightning when it comes to US Foreign Policy

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Ride the lightning

To do anything crazy, creative, spontaneous, or original. Also awesome T-shirt brand that has the best t-shirts, that if worn correctly will make the user an aphrodisiac to all opposite sex.

Johnny wanted to ride the lightning, so he backfliped off the cliff to his death.

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ball lightning

Something that will fuck your shit up.

Dude, your shit just got fucked up like ball lightning!

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