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credit card with no limits

It’s just a dream, get over it, u see It on tv, this thing don’t exist..

Julia: Heyyyy! I got a limitless credit card
Me: credit card with no limits don’t exist mi gurl :( get over it, ur not cool, it’s really not that deep.

by M0thyzxx x3 🍓🐾🌺 July 2, 2022


nyquist limit

The point at which you and your friends go beyond joking around and end up being just straight up gay.

Craig: If Krejci gets over 70 points this season Stoute has to grab my erect penis

Stoute: Fuck if he gets 30 points I'll suck your dick

Craig: Deal!

Ex 2.
Stoute: If you make this shot I will suck you dick

Morgan: (Makes shot) Lets do it Stouters!

In both cases Stoute has exceded his nyquist limit.

by thisisnotbeingusedyet September 26, 2017


Zero Point Limit

When you so high/drunk you don’t feel it anymore, you’re back to feeling sober.

ogs on zero point
“Damn straight im on zero point rn”
“He reached zero point fr”
“Im so high im on zero point limit, feel sober rn”

by off3yercsrn November 5, 2023


Three-stroke limit

The acceptable length of a message being sent via Blackberry defined by three strokes of the thumb while scrolling.

"Did you get Mike's rambling email last night? I stop reading after the first five paragraphs. I have a strict three-stroke limit when it comes to reading mail on my Blackberry."

by coining buttress September 22, 2011


laugh limit

This is the point where a relatively serious person suddenly goes over the edge to a laughing person. It can be brought on by a joke or a situation, and it doesn't require any prompting although previous jokes increase the chance of breaking the laugh limit.

John was being very serious about his financial situation until he saw a very funny political video, and then suddenly he broke the laugh limit. Then he was laughing so hard that he almost cried.

by Chris Doc October 19, 2009


The Twilight Limit

Named after Princess Twilight, the Twilight Limit is the maximum amount of magic a unicorn can safely contain. If a unicorn passes the Twilight Limit, its hypothesized that the unicorn would have no control of the magic, which would quickly consume the unicorn, making them a pure manifestation of magic.

Applejack: "So what would happen if somepony past the Twilight Limit y'all are talking about?"

Twilight: "We don't know actually, but we theorize that they would eventually be consumed by the magic and become pure magical energy. Who knows what could happen after that."

by MisterCooley August 11, 2014


pot limit

A poker term used for the restriction of betting. In Pot Limit, the biggest bet or raise may only match the current pot size, as opposed to No Limit, where the range of betting is unlimited.

For example, if there are 30 chips in the pot when Player A decides to bet, the most he can bet is another 30 chips. If Player B decided to raise, he would call the 30 from Player A (bringing the pot to 90), and could raise up to 90 more (This is because whenever someone raises in any form of poker, the raised amount includes the call of the original bet/raise with an extra amount on top).

The most common forms of poker played Pot Limit are Omaha and Five Card Draw, and occasionally Texas Hold 'em.

"Scott was so embarrassed when he repeatedly tried to go all in on small pots and forgot that he was playing Pot Limit instead of No Limit."

by Wilkin April 15, 2008