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A penis similar to that of a lizard's characteristically short, wide and scaly.
Apparently Jack has a under developed lizard dick.
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A song by rockers, ZZ TOP; The difference in life styles between the Illuminati elite,and just an average old billionaire family; the life the BUSH,ROTHSCHILDES,ROCKEFELLERS AND MELLONS live on the taxes of American citizens;Lying on a rock,tongue extended, awaiting the first insect of the day.
Damn,those Rockyfelders and Shrubs,sho` know how to live it up on the money dat dey steel from workin` Americans don`t dey Buford?
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When kissing someone you violently stick your tounge in an out of their mouth repeatedly.
My girlfriend so no more lizard kinging her after she gaged.
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Used to ward off lot lizards. If a truck driver wishes to be left alone from unsolicited lot lizards, all that needs to be done is to wet a tissue and place it outside of your truck door. The lot lizards will not bother you thinking that you have already finished the job.
Jim Bob: Those goddam lot lizards won't leave me alone. They kept banging on my door and kept me up all night.
Joe Dirt: Just use some of that there lizard repellent. They won't bother you if they know you have shot a wad. Ummm Huh
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A race of Jewish Lizard people who live underground and secretly control the Government's of the world.
I saw a Jew Lizard the other day.
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Someone who's life consists of getting nookie
A guy who is only interested in sex
I saw Javier hitting on Gertrude this morning and then Zelda later. He's such a vagina lizard.
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After receiving oral sex, the girl refuses the load by screaming, putting her hands up like a hood, and spitting the cum back in your face like a dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park instantly blinding the victim.
I was temporarily blinded by that crazy whore after she gave me the spitting lizard!
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